@GreenishDuck: Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time.
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@Book_Krazy: Don't let him know you're a hologram. Don't let him know you're a hologram. Interviewer: You've got the job! *extends hand* Me: Dammit
@LindaInDisguise: Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading.
@geniusindisgize: If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah
@awkwardphilippe: [Pizza falls on the ground] Hold HOLD! -Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds.