@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
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@dinokitten: *at adoption center* "Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"
@DadandBuried: Take me down to Vatican City where the church loves greed and the Pope's all quitty! - Nuns N' Moses (I'm so sorry)
@RidiculousSheri: I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love.
@SmithWit: He said the spark between us was gone, so I tasered him. I'll ask him again when he wakes up.