@motrboatr: Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick.
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@Home_Halfway: Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now.
@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.
@LucTabone: My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician.