@Mindless4Miles: Sure my whining and moaning is annoying now but when I'm a ghost it'll be cool as hell.
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@AsgardianRose: Autocorrect changed "panic attack" to "pancake attack" and now I'm hysterical AND hungry.
@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
@LaLuchaNix: My neighbor shouldn't put up a fake graveyard for Halloween if she doesn't want me getting drunk and performing Thriller every night at 2AM.