@Jenny4ashley: Sure she mainly used knife emojis but at least she replied to your text.
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@djdarrellripley: Her: In case you're interested, I'm dying. Me: Then I'll only set one place for dinner.
@squirrel74wkgn: [at a party] *taps wife's shoulder* I've looked everywhere...where are all the swings? (wife pulls away from kissing Bob) "What?"