@poutinesmoothie: Sure stepping on a Lego is painful, but have you ever twisted your ankle tripping over a cold and shamed Natalie Imbruglia lying naked on the floor?
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@LLCoolJeffrey: Hobbies include: 1. Crying about the past 2. Procrastinating in the present 3. Worrying about the future
@CantWaitToNap: Hey boy, are you an Amazon wish list? Because I want you so bad, but will forget about you when I sign out.
@funandmisery: As a kid: Why are cartoons always wearing the same clothes that’s gross! As an adult: This shirt fits well so I bought 4 of them