@poutinesmoothie: Sure stepping on a Lego is painful, but have you ever twisted your ankle tripping over a cold and shamed Natalie Imbruglia lying naked on the floor?
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@Marlebean: "I love having my toddlers surprise me by joining my shower. Not only is it relaxing and efficient, it's eco friendly." SAID NO MOM EVER
@koalaslament: the closest I've ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having sex in mid air