@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
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@JennInTheCorner: Little known fact: Fergie stopped making music cuz she ran out of words she knew how to spell.
@Deirdreocx: If you're ovulating and have sex standing up... Is it called a standing ovulation? Asking for a friend
@KayRants: If you send multiple one sentence texts, I will mail a raccoon to your face I'm not kidding.