@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
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@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn.
@BartenderMB: My girlfriend said that sex is better on vacation. That wasn't the postcard I was expecting.
@Caissie: A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink.
@lisaxy424: Listen jogger, I'm eating fast food alone in my car, the last thing I need is eye contact.