@SteveSuckington: Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either.
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@geekysteven: GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
@PetrickSara: Someone said that my kid would probably grow up to be president, and I'm not sure if it was meant as a compliment or an insult.
@SinCityChiGirl: If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?
@Rollinintheseat: I wonder if Mariah Carey knows it's possible to sing a high note without pointing her finger in the air?