@aka_fatman: Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms.
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@Maui_Speaks: Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle.
@MannyDiesel: Will smith literally runs in every movie. Name one movie he didn't run in. I'll wait
@GreenishDuck: You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words "Boxers with pockets," you say. "You'll never have to wear pants."