@mewritesgood: "SURPRISE!!!!" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows.
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@H0TMessBarbie: I've finally reached the age where I can't function without my glasses...especially if they're empty.
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
@superdadatron: I'm gonna cook tons of bacon, crush it up and sell it for extra money to support my family. Bacon Bad