@Chumpstring: Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic.
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@Poutymcgee: I'm not the kind of girl to get mad and throw a drink in your face....that's wasteful. I'd drink it first and then glass you.
@TheDreamGhoul: I watched Mad Max and now I'm riding my dog around my living room using two bananas as guns
@Rollmaninoz: Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child.