@beermanboobs: Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead.
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@MrSpoonicorn: don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV
@joeldanger: My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
@MissNaughty1801: CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours? Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.