@beermanboobs: Surprise your coworkers by hiding in the utility closet until you're dead.
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@stanleybehrman: I don't believe that twitter is the place for arguments. We all have family for that..
@silent_musings: I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case.
@Maxine12333: The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave.
@SteveKoehler22: Snapchat is going public in March with a $30 billion IPO. Investors only hope the value of stock shares holds up longer than its snaps.