@BertCarrillo: Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead.
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@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
@HollyMemphis: When a movie says "Based on a true story." it means this is sort of what happened but with way uglier people.
@CulturedRuffian: 'No you can't have cake! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here, eat this fried flour with butter and maple syrup.' -Moms