@bridger_w: Surprise your partner in bed by dying in your sleep
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@SteveKoehler22: For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a "quickie" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced "quiche"
@: [outside the Club] Bouncer: name? Daenerys: Daenrys Stormborn Bouncer: [checks list] sorry your name’s not on the list Daenerys: try Khaleesi Bouncer: [checks list] no Daenerys: Queen of the Andals? Bouncer: [checks list] no Daenerys: Mother of Dragons Bouncer: [checks list] no