@bridger_w: Surprise your partner in bed by dying in your sleep
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@TheAlexNevil: Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically.
@KtotheK39: Divorce lawyers all over the world are rubbing their hands together in glee now that Twitter DM has a picture function.
@OutOnTheMoors: Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all.