@redrose0117: Surprise your wife today. Sell all her shoes and buy something nice for yourself.
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@clarkekant: One of the hardest parts of being a parent is discovering your 6 year old is better than you at every video game ever.
@BallsMcBallski: It's been five minutes since Adobe asked me to install an update. I hope they didn't go out of business or something.