@WilliamAder: Surprised Scarlett Johansson didn't leg sweep Travolta, throw him over her should onto his back and put her foot on his throat.
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@notbedelia: When your wife says she needs a new broom it's best not to ask if she broke the last one in a crash landing.
@vexroid: I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this.
@dumbbeezie: Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush