@envydatropic: Surround yourself with people who will groom your eyebrows should you ever become comatose
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@dreamthievin: I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream.
@Robert_Beau: My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger.
@HousewifeOfHell: 10 Ways to Put Me in a Better Mood: 1. Get 2. Your 3. Slow-ass 4. Car 5. Out 6. Of 7. The 8. Fucking 9. Left 10. Lane