@TheAlexNevil: Survival Tip: if a bear comes at you, do not try to "sweep the leg". They've all seen The Karate Kid and learned how to defend against it.
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@envydatropic: I'm at the age where "pop, lock, and drop" is about my knee giving out instead of dance moves
@markleggett: Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?
@TheFemKilljoy: The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it.
@JamieGreenlees: Wanted: Human left leg, to finish the monster I'm making in my basement. Will pay handsomely. No weirdo's.