@trevso_electric: "Sushi" is Japanese for "take a picture of this, white girls."
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@nellyweather: "What's your favourite Pixar film?" "Up, yours?" "No need to be like that I was only asking"
@jwoodham: Can't wait to say "I haven't seen you since last year!" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends.
@d_duhwit: First day as waiter Boss: Can you clear table 5? Me: Well I haven't done track and field since high school but. *runs at table..