@walterjean182: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.
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@Leemanish: Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.
@TheMichaelRock: My 8yo is watching a video of a guy watching a video of another guy flipping water bottles. Please pray for me during this difficult time.
@ThaJawn: (Confessional) Me: I played badminton and enjoyed it Priest: That's not a sin Me: I don't understand this religion...
@usedwigs: The hardest part of the day after running a marathon is finding ways to work it into every single conversation you have.