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@daemonic3: Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!?

"Mom, it's-"

*dad makes throat slice gesture*

"No one, Mom. No one"

Sweetie, who is this bully stealing your pudding cup before school?!?

“Mom, it’s-”

*dad makes throat slice gesture*

“No one, Mom. No one”

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