@TheAverageShark: Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
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@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.
@RockKraller: I swear...I think restaurants with drive thru's identify the dumbest employee and say "here, you get to wear the headset"
@Robert_Beau: At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir? Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish
@IceHuck: Me: did you throw these rocks in my pool? 3yr old son: nope. Maybe they fell out of a rock tree. Me: ok.