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@huntigula: "Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!"

[cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]

“Swimming is dangerous, so I wear floaties on my arms for safety!”

[cut to me floating face-down in a pool with only my arms above water]

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