@MariyaAlexander: Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die
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@Tmoney68: If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.
@Prero22: I feel guilty about being Asian because I didn't start playing the violin since I was born.
@WildeThingy: I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
@MarlonBrandNO: MOM: Story time ME: Yay! MOM: it's called "The Little Engine that Could, but doesn't cuz he's a little shit that won't move out" ME: mom?