@MariyaAlexander: Swimming is my favorite recreational activity that's also a desperate attempt not to die
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@QwertyJones3: Mankind is capable of unimaginable feats of engineering and yet the windows on the airplane never line up with the seats.
@OneFunnyMummy: The only thing worse than thinking of what to make for dinner is then having to cook it.
@MrFornicator: I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color.