@robwhisman: [swipes debit card] *would you like cash back?* yes [gazes at photo in wallet of steve jobs johnny cash & bob hope, whispers] yes i would
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@theroneman: [stacks of books on floor] Impressive, son. [son places pizza on one stack, soda & cookies on others] "Yep; perfect height" [turns on Xbox]
@CubanaMama82: If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
@AlmightyBored: What's the proper etiquette for when someone cancels plans? Should I send them a thank you card?