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@3sunzzz: [swirls, sniffs and sips red wine]

Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass.

Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.

[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine] Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass. Ma’am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.
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