@3sunzzz: [swirls, sniffs and sips red wine]
Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass.
Ma'am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.
![[swirls, sniffs and sips red wine]
Yes, this is delicious. I will have a glass.
Ma’am, this is a church, let go of the cup and sit down.](/cache/91681.jpg)
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