@danjan13: Swords just aren't naturally "wooooshy" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet.
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@TheFearBoners: When one door closes, another opens. Also, you can open the closed door. That's how doors work. How do you know so little about doors?
@astutenewf: When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
@squirrel74wkgn: All these gifts today better get me laid. Wife (in a narrator's voice): ...but, then she overheard him talking...and he never did get laid.
@laurenmacdonald: I wonder how long until my guy friends figure out I only invite them over to kill bugs for me