@ChipKellysBalls: Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like G.I Joe doll put in a microwave on high for twenty minutes
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@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
@3sunzzz: If you want to receive a text message every 3 minutes for an hour, send your husband to the grocery store.
@Thynebear: [In Court] Does the Defense have any last words? *defense rises* DE-FENSE *Judge holds up picket fence* DE-FENSE *Jury starts The Wave*