@TheGrimKing: Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool.
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@Just_Lee_: Nothing says "We have no faith in our own products" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials.
@dyldonot: [consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokémon collection?
@RocketRankoon: [5 minutes after being trapped in an elevator] Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine