@johnfreiler: T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH
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@colegamble: The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, "Living the dream" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys.
@evildadatron: Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit
@garrettbarry70: *First date. Her. "Shall we carve our names onto this tree" Me. "You brought a knife?"