@Mikecanrant: T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling and rolling around on the ground playing with keys.
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@TheBoydP: "A room in motion will stay in motion until you sober up." ~Newton's little known fourth law of motion
@personontheweb: we just got new auto insurance and my mom was supposed to text our agent pictures of her car:
@Dawn_M_: My friend got a tattoo of his wife's name so I guess he loves her as much as he loves barbed wire.
@ElleOhHell: BEN AFFLECK: I'm directing a new movie and I was thinking about you for the lead role BEN AFFLECK: Well I'm obviously very flattered