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@TheRolo: Table for six please?

"Is your party coming soon or?"

[Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I'm going to need booster seats

Table for six please?

“Is your party coming soon or?”

[Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I’m going to need booster seats

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