@DirtMcTurd: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants
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@ValeeGrrl: If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine.
@_sleepysmile: What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?
@ObscureGent: Fact: In the 80s nobody could have sex until someone started playing a saxophone.