@hasht4g: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run.
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@socarolinesays: I used to think I'd never be able to be president because I'm a woman but now I know it's because I don't like drinking water
@danjan13: Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets. Back in my day we rode our bikes without helmets.
@KKAlThani: Sometimes I get take out sushi and eat it at an aquarium just to remind the fish who's boss.
@RobDenBleyker: Every fifteen minutes, a teenager crashes his car due to texting and driving. I hope he gives up, because he's obviously not good at it.