@AnkCoupleTO: Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist
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@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.
@SilverKick: It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars.
@envydatropic: I print everything at work because I'm not a multimillionaire who has a printer with ink at home