@AnkCoupleTO: Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist
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@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.
@shesananteater: One day I'm gonna go to work without my glasses and they're gonna be like, "Who's that hottie?" and I'm gonna be like, "WHO IS SAYING THAT?"
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye.