@AnkCoupleTO: Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist
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@salmarch79: Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
@longwall26: It must be almost impossible for chalk-outline guys not to turn victims' hands into turkeys this time of year.
@AGreaterMonster: The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets.
@Aimiekins: You enter. "I've been expecting you," I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins.