@AnkCoupleTO: Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist
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@junejuly12: Me: My Amazon order arrived! Him: What did you get? Me: *scratches behind dragon's ears* Nothing important. Him: New happy pills? Me: Maybe.
@karanbirtinna: My friend sneezed and I didn’t say “God bless you” and I had to watch helplessly as demons appeared and dragged him to hell.
@blaudiablogan: Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily.
@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.