@DvuslyMarvelous: TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative
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@HeyANow: Truth: My 85yr old grandmother's answering machine says, "I'll call you back when I want to, if I want to." Heroes are all around us.
@DavidKinney: If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear
@krisv_723: Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said "Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."