@DvuslyMarvelous: TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative
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@FierceMess: Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational.
@TuffyNyC: I'm responsible for the deaths of 100's local singles in my area. They were dying to meet me & I did nothing. I did nothing!
@robfee: I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass.
@texasstalkermom: If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car.