@DvuslyMarvelous: TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative
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@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
@Adam14: I still use the word "dude". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it.
@kristensauce: Things Red Bull has given me: 1) jitters 2) diarrhea 3) a heart attack Things Red Bull has not given me: 1) wings