@DvuslyMarvelous: TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: My weight is up. I really hate winter. Him: Don't be discouraged. You'll bounce back in spring once you shave your legs.
@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream