@DvuslyMarvelous: TacoBell - America's preferred over-the-counter laxative
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@GoddessTitty: My neighbor told me to close the curtains when I'm naked, but then I don't get that cool sensation of pressing up against the window glass
@Parentpains: When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire.
@DestineyLynn: As I was going through my wallet for a second I thought I got robbed... And then I remembered I got gas.