@iLikeCatShirts: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass.
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@aparnapkin: "Women are crazy!" "Did one try to murder you unprovoked?" "No I just disappeared from her life with no notice & she went all PSYCHO on me."
@lazerdoov: *Tries to pet the K-9 unit dogs while I'm hiding from them under a car in a parking lot*
@McGrumpenstein: - What was high school like for you? *2h22m later - That was just the plot to Shawshank Redemption Me: Granted, the similarities are uncanny
@AustinSommer: If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions