@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
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@TheRobCee: [stewardess] "Sir, even if you ARE, as you say, the REAL Slim Shady- the captain has asked for all passengers to remain seated at this time"
@TeaAndCopy: ME: I hate owls [Owl turns his head 180°] OWL: What? ME: Oh I didn't see you there OWL: Are you talking behind my back? ME: I'm…I'm not sure
@woodmuffin: "For my next illusion" the magician announces: "Free will!" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why