@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@POOPSCRUFFIN4U: ME: My cat isn't overweight; she's just big-boned VET: This is a dog
@doccy_style: Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they're concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
@TheAlexNevil: Fantasia gave me unrealistic expectations of how much cleaning a bucket and mop would be motivated to do.
@theshantilly: 9: I'm writing a book based on a true story. Me: Make me look good. 9: FINE. I'll write something else.
@voldemortsbicep: Him: I like meatier girls. Me: I killed the dinosaurs. Him: What? Me: What?
COMMENTS