@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
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@Haha_No_Mofo: My doctor told me, "DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm." CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
@realHamOnWry: I'm no different than the average working guy. I have two arms, two legs and 4.2 billion dollars. ~ Donald Trump
@Vodkantots: I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already.
@13spencer: Relationship advice: Find someone who likes (or dislikes) the same amount of air-conditioning as you, and stick with them.