@VampireIguana: Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening
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@hunz74: I don't worry when two shopping carts are stuck together, I just go with it and use both...or three. Today I had a row of ten.
@JCWisdomNuggets: I carry two crickets around in a small box so when I say something that isn't funny I can supply my own sound effects. They get real tired.
@patnspankme: People choosing to not hang their laundry out to dry anymore is why I'm having a hard time improving my wardrobe.