@Australianimal: Taken 4: Liam Neeson's daughter is kidnapped again. He calls up kidnappers and says "just keep her. She's annoying and I'm tired of this"
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@YupKirsten: Me: I hate long sad goodbyes. Cashier: I just want to give you your change. Me: *puts finger on lips* shhhh. Don't make this harder *leaves*
@vultural: If you love someone, set them on fire. If they don't come back they aren't a phoenix and were completely useless to you anyway.
@yobrah_: I usually base my religious and political beliefs on flyers and pamphlets handed to me on the street.