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@TimmyPumpkin: *takes a sip*
this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet.
"sir that's windex."
yes, yes, ill take a bottle.

*takes a sip*
this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. 
“sir that’s windex.”
yes, yes, ill take a bottle.

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