@imogenjayy: Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in.
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@MrAdamBez: What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
@fakegoldegg: toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in.
@GrowlyGrego: *walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate "From! At! For! With!" What? "Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"
@DaveOshry: YOU CAN'T BE BOTH A NAZI AND A PROUD AMERICAN. WE LITERALLY HAD A WAR ABOUT THIS. THE WHOLE WORLD WAS INVOLVED.