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@_davidlucas_: *Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter*

Her: Did you want to buy that?

Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while.

*Takes gift wrapping paper to the counter*

Her: Did you want to buy that? 

Me: No, I just wanted to hold it for a while.

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