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@AtticusFinch79: *takes off pants*
*crawls into bed*

Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy's

*crawls out of bed*
*puts on pants*

SG- Those aren't your pants

*takes off pants*
*crawls into bed*

Security Guard- Lady, this is Macy’s 

*crawls out of bed*
*puts on pants*

SG- Those aren’t your pants

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