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@murrman5: *takes out one earbud*
"not guilty, your honor"
@michaeljhudson: A parliament of owls, a murder of crows, a thatsso of ravens
@SeeEllVee: Just watched a guy walk out of the tanning place and immediately light a cigarette. Slow down, buddy. Don't get all the cancer today!
@SloanPerry: when you push a pull door and the person behind says "you need to pull" aye cheers lad sure next plan was to start lifting from the bottom
@SeanEmeny: My reaction to Kit Kat prices: $1 good deal. $1.25 ok. $1.50 whoa. $1.75 what are we at the OPERA?!
@heatherlou_: If you're trying to woo me without food... let me stop you right there.