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@greg_vee: *takes your compliment*
*stares nervously at it*
@zachreinert03: I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate
@hippieswordfish: GENIE: you have 3 wishes
ME: i wish for one more wish
G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes
M: aweso- wait, what
@ericsshadow: FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program
ME: I'll do it
FBI: Your wife and kids too
ME: Oh ok never mind
@omically: a 3-way standoff between a duck with a laser pointer, a cat with a vacuum cleaner, and a dog with a loaf of bread
@tjinscot: There is no "we" in chocolate.