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@murrman5: *takes your order*
*goes to kitchen*
*comes back*
"did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?"
grilled
*sighs*
*goes to kitchen*

*takes your order*
*goes to kitchen*
*comes back*
“did you say grilled cheese or gorilla cheese?”
grilled
*sighs*
*goes to kitchen*

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