@VerbsRProudest: Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should.
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@KKAlThani: If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it.
@iwearaonesie: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who demanded to use a fork to eat his soup and can’t eat his soup
@sunexplode: Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt.