@VerbsRProudest: Taking a nap now. If you're tempted to wake me, please remember Jurassic Park. Just because we can do it, doesn't always mean we should.
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@RandiLawson: Free tip for home invaders: literally everybody with an iPhone6 is out at brunch right now
@InternetHippo: MOVIE GUY: I’m not giving up. I’m going to win her affections no matter what! WORLD: This is romantic and not troubling