@fusedude: Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return.
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@sip_at_home_mom: I always hated videos of animals being shot with tranquilizer darts to trap and transport them. Now, I'm calculating the toddler dosage.
@bobsin: Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder...
@Dawn_M_: People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it.
@lovemyboots111: Sometimes when you first meet someone you just know you want to spend the rest of your life.... Avoiding them