@fusedude: Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return.
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@DanTaylorAuthor: Me: *throws banana and waits for it to return, boomerang style* that's the last time I ever believe anything I read on Yahoo Answers...
@CerebralWreck: [date started at 9 pm] [9:30 pm] Her: I love long awkward silences. [10:20 pm] Me: Me too.
@katiefzack: Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, "If I'm alive by then," and hang up.
@Tylerosis: When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?