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@ShutUpThatsWho: [taking pregnant wife to hospital ER]

Me: Help! My wife's having contradictions!

Dr: Don't you mean contractions?

Wife: Never say never

[taking pregnant wife to hospital ER]

Me: Help! My wife’s having contradictions!

Dr: Don’t you mean contractions?

Wife: Never say never

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