@jimmy_sharpe: Taking vocabulary to a whole new thingy
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@SideOfWine: Just as bugs are drawn to bright lights, so are my toes drawn inexplicably to hard objects.
@trevso_electric: I used to pretend that broccoli florets were treetops and I was a giant eating up the forest while my Dad pretended he had a manly son.
@CerebralWreck: Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident.
@SteveMartinToGo: This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.