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@jimmy_sharpe: Taking vocabulary to a whole new thingy
@salamingia: My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger.
@TylerLinkin: I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere.
@BreachingBad: She : You have a girlfriend.
Me : No. I had.
She : Where did she go?
Me : She Ransomware.
@therealeatwood: JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect
LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I’m right here
@jtswhipped: I saw a woman with a lower back tattoo that said "Classy" and my brain leaked out of my ear.