@Sarcasmo718: Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest.
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@UNTRESOR: Why bother drinking water? You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
@TragicAllyHere: *wear too little makeup* People: you look tired *wear too much makeup* People: why are you trying so hard *start a fire* People: calm down
@FilthyRichmond: I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.
@doublewenis: Dude! Stop being such a baby, man up, walk over there and ask her if she like, 'like-likes' me.